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jimmylesaint you a chick right?

Yes big boy :D My you are a clever one.

Now.... you've only got one shot thumper so make it count. :o :W:

It figures. I will have to execute a flawless "Well Left" here and jus watch the ball pass by. Needless to say those count as well, that's why the shot is in the batting manual.

"Well Left" here and jus watch the ball pass by. Needless to say those count as well, that's why the shot is in the batting manual.

Oh my! You are the complete package, physically flawless AND so knowledgable that's why the shot is in the batting manual.

I suppose you are another of those chauvinists who "knows better",, you know the ones that keep picking the same players and expecting a different result time after time.

zimstarr wrote:

jimmylesaint wrote:

jimmylesaint you a chick right?

Yes big boy :D My you are a clever one.

Now.... you've only got one shot thumper so make it count. :o :W:

Shocked jimmylesaint is a chick

With that amount of profany? No.

Oh Conant you beast.
Nice to know you are pro fanny ;) ;)

There is a feeling with our players that they are owed this and more!!! They honestly believe they are the Zimbabwe equivalent to premier league footballers and are a precious commodity in themselves.
Have you seen how our overpaid bowlers don't catch balls or back up at the wicket in case they break a finger nail.
I have no problem if someone like PJ Moor produces the runs 9/10 times to get $100k and restore some Zim pride but LT(who is on the $102k i mention) has produced his penis and done the elephant dance instead of runs.
Hammy is in good form and has more desire to win then LT ever had or will have.
Vusi is in good form and really wants to prove.
PJ Moor is hungry
Raza complacent
Madziva a spoilt little brat who can't even look after his sore thumb.
Williams is a narcissist he bums at the arb tournaments come the WCups when everyone is watching him he gets a hard on and sometimes uses that to hit sixes...he'll do well.
Jongwe gives the impression of laziness but is one of the fittest and fastest athletes in the squad---lacks self believe.
TC- working very hard at becoming better has a smart brain and likes to win.
Wellington--good kid, has a lot to learn and unfortunately is learning it from the wrong people at the moment. But too smart for this to last.
Cremer--good call to bring him back. Didn't work with Choppa but certainly did with Cremer.
Irving--T20 not his best format.
Panyagara--fat and arrogant
Chatara--fat and arrogant, will snap.
Richie Mutumbami----just along for the cash, doesn't care if Zim win or lose. Choses the side that means less work ratio.
Vitori:-very fit and driven fella but techniquely crap. Perhaps he'll be the bowling coach of U19 next???
Muzarabani---good riddance
Chari---his lazy is other peoples work hard mode. He suffers from emotional insecurity.
Nyumbu:- good riddance i hear he bought a car with his last match fees, drives with no licence and spends his days signing autographs and selfies whilst his belly gets fatter. There is only an "i" in his "Team Nyumbu"
Donald Tiripano: seems driven and always puts 100%
Chris Mpofu: Still dreaming he is good, bowling from the side and doesnt realise he is finished in National side.
Dav Whatmore: funny accent and likes to please everyone but isn't a str8 talker. Does as he is told from Kenyon.
Kenyon:Does the right thing 90% of the time and does what he is told 10% of the time regarding selection.
Dave Mutendere: finding his feet but has his own mind....we think.
Walter Chamaguta:Snake, tries to run the selection process how he wants it to be. After the last tour he was on, apparently he hides behind God to justify his unholy actions!!??
Stanley Chioza: doesn't know what being an analyst is.
Anesu M: Lucky to have this job after his c**k ups. Must be related or just Shona?
Ntini:looks like a hard worker but lacks technical data--will be a failure
Tino Mutombodzi:Emotionally unsure, like a child.

Figured i'd repost this here, the majority of positive comments are for players who never got a chance or were injured. Perhaps if we had more of them.....
Oh and Zimlover i may talk out my ass but i certainly make more sense doing it then you talking out your mouth. And probably think much better with my black ass then you do..

LT=Elton Chigumbura