Vusi dreamed of making loads of cash
so he headed off for the Big Bash
but his hopes were mislaid
he didn't make the Grade
and returned home with a crash
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There was once a batter named Matsi
He was supposedly very gutsy
He always made the squad
But performances were flawed
That made the selectors look nutsy
He was supposedly very gutsy
He always made the squad
But performances were flawed
That made the selectors look nutsy
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ShareEnigmatic Mr Matsikenyeri
caused his fans to become rather weary
after promising much
he soon lost his touch
leaving supporters all beery and teary
caused his fans to become rather weary
after promising much
he soon lost his touch
leaving supporters all beery and teary
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Vusi was He was so called
To Ausie he went and was bowled
He returned home a shy boy
And went camping in the ploy
"Vusi you wont go"
You will have no joy
So the team flew east
To hunt down the Kiwis
Like a baby and a beast
The candy was taken
An Ass whooping we got
So bad it was so good
lesson learnt
Dont ever leave Vusi behind again
Vusi was He was so called
To Ausie he went and was bowled
He returned home a shy boy
And went camping in the ploy
"Vusi you wont go"
You will have no joy
So the team flew east
To hunt down the Kiwis
Like a baby and a beast
The candy was taken
An Ass whooping we got
So bad it was so good
lesson learnt
Dont ever leave Vusi behind again
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There once was a match at Hambatota
Where Sri Lanka gave us not one iota
We hardly fielded a ball
Couldn't read Mendis at all
Of huge defeats we've got a fair quota
Where Sri Lanka gave us not one iota
We hardly fielded a ball
Couldn't read Mendis at all
Of huge defeats we've got a fair quota
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Zimbabwe left the tournament empty handed
With many a duck
And even less luck
In the cricketing wilderness they are stranded
Zimbabwe left the tournament empty handed
With many a duck
And even less luck
In the cricketing wilderness they are stranded
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Sharethe Sri lankan spinners embarassed our chaps
and the Saffer pacers caused quite a collapse
now the Irish are squealing
the Afghans appealing
welcome to the familiar Minnows Relapse
and the Saffer pacers caused quite a collapse
now the Irish are squealing
the Afghans appealing
welcome to the familiar Minnows Relapse
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mismanaged by a certain Chingoka
the coffers are bare
no one seems to care
might as well be run by a dope smoker
mismanaged by a certain Chingoka
the coffers are bare
no one seems to care
might as well be run by a dope smoker
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But instead it was more like Halloween
Captain Psycho was dreary
the batting was scary
Let's hope there's no sequel to the one we've just seen
But instead it was more like Halloween
Captain Psycho was dreary
the batting was scary
Let's hope there's no sequel to the one we've just seen
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Our batsmen had not played a Test in a year
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
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Zim zim Zimbabwe
chigs an all rounder who doesn't bowl
while Raza spins & smashes
Sean a sweeping genuis looks on
as Vusi pulls for another out on
a dry patch field C'mon
call welly, spin on bro
Chibhbha rhythms to thesweet
Strokes of Craig's bat..
lets not forgot the big soft Hami...
Play hard Zimbabwe Stay strong Zim
chigs an all rounder who doesn't bowl
while Raza spins & smashes
Sean a sweeping genuis looks on
as Vusi pulls for another out on
a dry patch field C'mon
call welly, spin on bro
Chibhbha rhythms to thesweet
Strokes of Craig's bat..
lets not forgot the big soft Hami...
Play hard Zimbabwe Stay strong Zim
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Great to have you back PieChucker, and what a comeback too!
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Mueddie is definitely no poet
This is a fact and I know it.
His lack of rhyming skills
Makes me think he's on pills
Put that pen away, please stow it.
This is a fact and I know it.
His lack of rhyming skills
Makes me think he's on pills
Put that pen away, please stow it.
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If you want to be a Nyoni
You have to tithe to Timoni.
If you come from Binga
You can't play for Takashinga
Unless you give to Makoni
You have to tithe to Timoni.
If you come from Binga
You can't play for Takashinga
Unless you give to Makoni
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There was an old man called Givemore Makoni
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!
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unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!
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