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Vusi dreamed of making loads of cash
so he headed off for the Big Bash
but his hopes were mislaid
he didn't make the Grade
and returned home with a crash
Nice one Crimson!
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Nice way for Burl to get off the mark; I believe Sean Williams is the leading rhyme scorer in this thread, just ahead of Hamilton.
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foreignfield wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 12:34 pm

Nice way for Burl to get off the mark; I believe Sean Williams is the leading rhyme scorer in this thread, just ahead of Hamilton.


Has Sean featured so much in this thread? It would be nice to keep a count on this for sure :)
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CrimsonAvenger wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 1:49 am


foreignfield wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 12:34 pm

Nice way for Burl to get off the mark; I believe Sean Williams is the leading rhyme scorer in this thread, just ahead of Hamilton.


Has Sean featured so much in this thread? It would be nice to keep a count on this for sure :)


By my count he has featured in five poems in the thread, Hamilton in four, Vusi, Chigs and Utseya in three each. More than two dozen player names in all got a mention somewhere.
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Poetry stats :D
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Jemisi wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 1:11 am

Poetry stats :D


:D
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There once was a 'coach' named Lalchand

So s**t, he couldn't even beat Iceland

He's always at home

His reputation he's blown,

We all wish he'd go back to his homeland.
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There once was a tweeter called Zolsky

Who loved to stir s**t like an internet troll-sky

He's a big racist poo,

And he's the chairman too,

Now his incompetence is taking its toll-sky.

:6:
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Once upon a time cricket was big in Zim

Everything now looks pretty dull and dim

Be it Bvute or Makoni

Singo or Mukuhlani

They all came with the cloak of Reaper, Grim.
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😂 some good stuff here.

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