Vusi dreamed of making loads of cash
so he headed off for the Big Bash
but his hopes were mislaid
he didn't make the Grade
and returned home with a crash
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CrimsonAvenger wrote:Younis Khan's name is sometimes spelt as "Younus" too. I hope you don't start finding out words that rhyme with that... :)
Yeah, I know I made a lot of fuss
About this guy called Younus 😂
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ShareJust when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
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PieChucker wrote:Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
:)
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Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!
Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!
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Clicked on this thread, expecting the worst but laughed!
Well done pie chucker.
Well done pie chucker.
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There once was a man called 'Mangongo'
Sean Williams can't play 'cos he said so
Waller was caught
Chari out for nought
But who cares 'cos we've got Mangongo.
:D
Sean Williams can't play 'cos he said so
Waller was caught
Chari out for nought
But who cares 'cos we've got Mangongo.
:D
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There was once an allrounder named Chigumbura
Whose popularity grew much beyond Bindura
He lost interest in cricket gigs
Started rearing swines and pigs
Now he is only good to beat a school 4th XI from Bujumbura
There was once a cricketer named Waller
To fit whom the batting order grew taller and taller
His abilities had vanished
But he was never getting banished
Just like a committed Internet troller
Whose popularity grew much beyond Bindura
He lost interest in cricket gigs
Started rearing swines and pigs
Now he is only good to beat a school 4th XI from Bujumbura
There was once a cricketer named Waller
To fit whom the batting order grew taller and taller
His abilities had vanished
But he was never getting banished
Just like a committed Internet troller
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CrimsonAvenger wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:16 am
There was once an allrounder named Chigumbura
Whose popularity grew much beyond Bindura
He lost interest in cricket gigs
Started rearing swines and pigs
Now he is only good to beat a school 4th XI from Bujumbura
There was once a cricketer named Waller
To fit whom the batting order grew taller and taller
His abilities had vanished
But he was never getting banished
Just like a committed Internet troller
Gold!
My All-time Zimbabwe XI
Neil Johnson, Brendan Taylor, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), David Houghton, Sean Williams, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Paul Strang, Eddo Brandes, Blessing Muzarabani
Neil Johnson, Brendan Taylor, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), David Houghton, Sean Williams, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Paul Strang, Eddo Brandes, Blessing Muzarabani
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Can Zimbabwe make a last stand
well just have to wait
and see if our fate
is safe in Willams' gammy hand
Can Zimbabwe make a last stand
well just have to wait
and see if our fate
is safe in Willams' gammy hand
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PieChucker wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 7:02 am
Thrashed in three days by Pakistan
Can Zimbabwe make a last stand
well just have to wait
and see if our fate
is safe in Willams' gammy hand
Welcome back PieChucker, but Williams won't feature mostly, which means this limerick will just remain a hope :)
Now that you have triggered this again, here are a couple of additions...
We had a legend named Heath Streak
Who surely was a talented freak
He spoke to a bookie
And accepted a cookie
His academy's future is now bleak
There is a tall bowler by the name Blessing
Who bowls his heart out, no messing
But the batsmen don't set a score
We need someone's encore
That's a need that's currently pressing
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And...
As zimcricket kept suffering
And ZC streams kept buffering
ZCF poets and quizzers
Kept at it like blizzards
And kept on with their own chaffering
:)
As zimcricket kept suffering
And ZC streams kept buffering
ZCF poets and quizzers
Kept at it like blizzards
And kept on with their own chaffering
:)
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ZC have got a Director in Hammy
It sure looks like a double whammy
He takes his paychecque
Players have a trainwreck
But somehow, its not all doomy gloomy
It sure looks like a double whammy
He takes his paychecque
Players have a trainwreck
But somehow, its not all doomy gloomy
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There's this kid named Marumani
With T20s, he's bang on the money
Batting wih no fear,
Boundaries he can clear,
With him, hope the future is sunny!
With T20s, he's bang on the money
Batting wih no fear,
Boundaries he can clear,
With him, hope the future is sunny!
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That's the best of the latest batch
The Third Innings
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and even Taylor looks like a loser
collapse again!
enough pain!
Switch off and let s go to the boozer!
and even Taylor looks like a loser
collapse again!
enough pain!
Switch off and let s go to the boozer!
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There is a batsman turned bowler named Burl
He could give the ball a nice and neat twirl
He started using glue
To stitch his old shoe
Only after social media posts, did his luck unfurl
He could give the ball a nice and neat twirl
He started using glue
To stitch his old shoe
Only after social media posts, did his luck unfurl
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